Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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