I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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