pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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