Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
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Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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