I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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