5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
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