My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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