Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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