physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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