ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
well you can't waste a boner
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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