A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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