During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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