her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I didn't notice because vodka
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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