So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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