your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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