sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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