Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome