ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
