why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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