just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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