New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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