I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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