We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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