Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Randomize
