Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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