You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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