I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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