you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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