girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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