I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
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Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Pooping to opera.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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