Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
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how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room