I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
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I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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