Its about making memories worth repressing
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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