we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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