It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I can feel your judgement through the phone
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
