Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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