Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
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so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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