i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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