Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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