I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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