While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Rumble strips road head = magical
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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