U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
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"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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