just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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