dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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