I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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