She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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