We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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