I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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