Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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