I need help removing her.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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