I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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