It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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