IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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