glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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